We're talking about you, gentlemen and women, fasten your seatbelts and look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more way than just one. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an funny horror comedy that will cause you to laugh, scratching at your brain, and considering the life choices of both bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
The moment you meet the handsome Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're going to be a thrilling rollercoaster. He's an smuggler that has style of grace, style, and tendency to throw his cargo at the most inconvenient areas. And he had no idea the man he would be about to unwittingly create the legend of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
Forget what think of bears and their diet preferences. This film is bold in its stance and postulates that when bears consume cocaine they won't be just partying; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Get over it, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new prince in town. He's he's a bear with a addiction to powdered drugs.
Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police or the incompetent criminals and innocent pedestrians who failed to find their way to a sack of newspaper is sure to keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be incredible to witness. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting one another.
We must not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. It's not those who appear in "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an abundance of Colombian goods, and as soon as there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. Do you really need anyone to have a Disney princess when there's hissing, running bear on the loose?
The movie strikes the perfect combination of horror and comedy and makes you smile in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with terror the next. The body count is higher than those hairs that hang on your head and you'll feel like cheering for each demise with wicked enjoyment. It's something like watching National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about the ultimate showdown. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for the past, accompanied by fireworks, bear roars as well as enough white powder to place Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. The editing can be as chaotic as a snoring squirrel leading you to scratch your head and considering whether the film reel had been used in secret as scratching post. However, don't worry dear fans, as the bear CGI looks amazing. It is a show-stealing bear, even if some of the editors seemed seem to be in a high-sugar state their own.
The movie is a mixture of double-crossings, tension, and a surprising bond. It's like mixing (blog post) tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll when you're out the door with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind one of the reviews' final words: Beware of feeding bears anything and for example, don't feed them drugs or fellow hikers. You can be sure that this won't make a great ending for anyone.
Grab your popcorn, buckle down, and immerse yourself in an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other that'll leave you in tears, while you contemplate the impact of bears and their in-depth party possibility.